Cool, comfortable shirts inspired by what it feels like to be from New England.
Something Crappy captures the easygoing, unmistakable spirit of New England life, from blueberry season and snowy winters to sandwiches on the beach and leaves that stick to your car in the fall. Each design is infused with regional nostalgia and a wink of humor, celebrating the small, familiar things that make this corner of the world feel like home.
Every shirt begins as an original drawing, brought to life in a signature palette of blue, red, white, and black. The brand uses high-quality Comfort Colors blanks and partners with Rhode Island-based screen printers to ensure every piece feels as good as it looks. The result is a collection of laid-back graphic tees made to be lived in, loved, and shared.
Something Crappy’s charm lies in its simplicity and sincerity. What started as one t-shirt design for friends has grown into a wearable love letter to New England: cool, comfortable, and personal down to the last detail.
What You'll Find at Bloom
Graphic t-shirts inspired by New England life, locally printed on Comfort Colors blanks, and original illustrations in a signature palette of blue, red, white, and black.
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Why Bloom?
“I wanted to be a part of the fabric of Providence in a new way.”
Fun Fact
A portion of profits from Something Crappy is donated to the Parkinson’s Foundation.